Wednesday, March 10, 2010

News Roundup: Meth Labs Explode!


... In numbers. But seriously, The Czech Republic had 340 discovered meth production labs in 2009, the highest number in Europe according to the Czech National Anti-Drug Center. Part of the problem stems from the Czech Republic's unrestricted sales of medicines containing pseudo-ephedrine, a key ingredient for baking up a batch of meth. Does this make us the Arkansas of Europe? When can we get a Czech version of Faces of Meth?

-Prague hosts a machine translation marathon! This is working out really well, with Google translate and all. I mean, soon we won't have to learn languages. That's the whole point of this, right?

-Everyone's favorite ranting homophobe Jaromir Dusek will no longer represent the coalition of transport unions until he explains his remarks about the gay mafia running Czech Railways, coalition leaders decided late on Monday. What's there to explain? Trains=Super gay. End of story.

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