Wednesday, March 31, 2010

News Roundup: Teenage Kicks.

-OMG OMG OMG! Remember the guy that brought us stuffed animal tourism? Like, have your teddy bear's picture taken in front of Charles Bridge and then, let it enjoy a massage in the park, all for the sensational price of only 100 Euros? This same guy, who is the head of the Czech National Association of Travel Agencies, Tomio Okamura, has received an unofficial offer to replace freak show Michal Kocáb as Human Rights Minister. I KNOW!

-Why this took 10 days to break I dunno, because I don't think my life was complete until I knew that Jean-Claude van Damme kicked a bottle of wine off the head of "some Czech guy" at the Miss Czech beauty contest in Prague.

-Around this time next week, Prague will be in throes of Obama-mania, when Mr. President Barack Obama and his Russian buddy Dimitry Medvedev sign a new disarmament treaty in (bleck-worthy nickname for Prague coming up) "the city of a thousand spires". The Czech air force is in on it, too, and will use Gripen fighters to secure air space. That's some serious shit.

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