Monday, March 29, 2010

News Roundup: Models and Pornstars.

-It may not seem plausible to you after your everyday commute with the metro, but a Czech man has come in second in the Mr. World beauty contest held in Seoul. He has cheesy 80s hair and looks like he should work as one of those cocktail bartenders that do "crazy tricks" with the shaker and stuff, but that's just me not giving him enough credit. Because Mr. Beautiful Josef Karas took this contest very seriously: "Before he went to Seoul, Karas was training to be in a good shape and he learnt the basics of the Korean language."

-Former president and general darling Václav Havel would like to see the head of People in Need, Šimon Pánek, become the next president. He also mentioned again that a lady president would be a good thing.

-Is this news item 5 days old? Yes. Will I still share it with you despite its non-freshness? Yes! It's ridiculous enough to warrant attention even days later. This is a perfect example of a journo pulling something out of their ass because there's nothing real to write about. "Amid a persisting economic crisis, men in the Czech Republic are increasingly turning to a booming underground industry for a shot at prosperity - gay porn." Czech men paying their bills with gay porn? Are you serious? Surely, this is much less a trend than maybe a few individual cases. I love the picture though. If you're gonna work in gay porn, make sure to wear socks with the national flag on them.

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