Well, this joke certainly wrote itself.
Transporation union leader Jaromír Dušek already made mind-blowingly stupid comments to Czech daily Lidové noviny about how state-owned company Czech Railways is being run by the gay mafia. "I can tell you I am afraid to bend down to reach for a pencil on the floor in the corridor," he said.
I know, I've been thinking the same thing. FUCK! What if I drop my pencil on an upcoming train ride? I mean, I really like crossword puzzles and I can be sort of clumsy! I quickly realized it's not a problem for me, though, because he's referring to boy homos. In fact, Czech Railways is sounding really safe to me right now.
In case you are male, and therefore a target for these roving sodomite gangs, though, Dušek has the solution and kindly demonstrated to the daily Blesk how to retrieve a writing instrument while keeping your asshole intact.
Watch!
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